This is what a model looks like before and after her image is Photoshopped for a final magazine cover. Melissa Cowan is absurdly beautiful as it’s sad that Cosmo really thought she needed these “improvements”.
Notice how Cowan’s skin has been cleaned up, how her teeth have been whitened and her smile made smaller. Her hair style has been lightened to blonde and her eyes made bluer. The entire image has been re-framed to reveal more of her chest as well, not to mention the change in attire. So if you ever wondered why so many women have poor self images, look no further. The image they’re sold is a special effect, not a woman.
“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”
The poor man has literally given them blood.
(from Greek νυκτός - nuktos, genitive of νύξ - nux, “night” and φόβος - phobos, “fear”) a phobia characterised by a severe fear of the darkness. It is triggered by the brain’s disfigured perception of what would or could happen when in a dark environment.
Despite its pervasive nature, there has been a lack of etiological research on the subject. The fear of darkness (nyctophobia) is a psychologically-impacted feeling of being disposed from comfort to a fear-evoking state. The fear of darkness or night has several non-clinical terminologies—lygophobia, scotophobia and achluophobia.
Siberian salamanders have compounds in their blood that enable them to survive temperatures of -45°C(-49F). They can stay frozen solid for years before thawing and reviving as good as new. (Wild Russia - NDR)
YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE. I RISE AGAIN.
wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST
Is this an acceptable alternative?
YOU GET A PASS BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE CLEARLY A COLD-BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS PREPARED TO STAB A BITCH
BUT I’M STILL CALLING YOU A FUCKING NERD BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FUCKING NANCY TO GET YOUR FINGERS WET YOU SISSY